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Monday - 11:00 am 'til midnight Tuesday - 11:00 am 'til midnight Wednesday - 11:00 am 'til midnight Thursday - 11:00 am 'til midnight Friday - 11:00 am 'til 2:00 am Saturday - 11:00 am 'til 2:00 am Sunday - closed - Go Home Five-Drink Shuttle Service Bribe Joe to Hold Private Parties! |
Joe's Sidewalk Café"This place is unreal!"Corner of 5th St. & Vermouth Ave. St. Marys, Ohio 45885 phone: 419.394.QQQQ fax: 419.394.ZZZZ "Fax us your lunch order for pickup." |
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World's Best Cheeseburger World's Worst Pizza XXX - "Death Hash" - XXX Campfire Chili Free Salted Peanuts in the Shell with order Domestic & Imported & Microbrewery Beers Big-Screen Sports in the "Padded Cell" Draft Pitchers @ Cost Plus 2 Bucks Always No No Fat Foods - No No Smoking Areas Not Recommended for Any Kind of Diet Live Well - Die Happy - Eat at Joe's |
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